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Sarah Pipalini
Three Nuns died in a car crash and they all went up to heaven.

At the pearly gates the gate keeper said, "This really should not have happened, so I am going to send you back to earth as different people so tell me who you want to be or look like."

The first nun said, "I want to look like Madonna". POOF  The gate keeper said, "you look like her now, but you can’t use her name."  She was then sent down to earth.

The second nun said, "I want to look like Marilyn Monroe".  The gate keeper makes her look like Marilyn Monroe and sends her down to earth.

The third nun I said, "I want to look like Sarah Pipalini." The gate keeper says to her, "Sarah Pipalini, who is that?" The nun hands the gate keeper a newspaper article, he reads it and begins shaking his head.  "It’s not Sarah Pipalini, it says, 'Sahara pipeline laid by 500 men'".
Ohhhhhhhh Smile
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